I GOT WIENERS
THE LONGEST WEEN BLANKET
THE LONGEST WEEN BLANKET
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wrap yourself in one veeeeeery long ween.
• ultra-soft sherpa + smooth top
• warm without being too heavy
• perfect for couch hangs, naps, and longdog appreciation
• 100% polyester
more coat colors on the way!
👀 important stuff below ↓
important stuff
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returns + reality
made to order = made for you.
we don’t have miles of piles of wiener gear in a warehouse somewhere. these weens are made for you! so measure twice, order once -
all items are final sale. -
shipping
wiener dogs are unreasonably long. our timelines are…
reasonable-er.
items ship in 7–14 business days. (sometimes sooner)
you’ll get tracking when your wieners hit the road. -
something off?
if your order shows up looking weird (bad weird)...
damaged, misprinted, or not what you ordered, we got you!
hit us up within 14 days and we’ll make it right.
