important weenformation
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can I return it?
every order is grilled up like a glorious hot dog on your birthday and sent your way fresh.
because of that, you should feel EXTRA fancy. magical, even.
and like some magical items added to your inventory, they are uniquely bound to you.
all sales, henceween, are final. -
how soon?
our highly trained wieners are doing the best they can. if only they had wings. (or do they?)
orders typically ship within a week, and usually land in your outstretched arms in under two. sometimes faster if they feel like it that day.
don't worry - you’ll get tracking once your weens hit the road. -
something off?
every once in a while, a rogue ween slips past quality control. little rascals.
if your order shows up damaged, misprinted, wildly cursed, or just not what you ordered, hit us up within 14 days and we’ll make it right.
our customer support wieners are standing by. probably wearing tiny headsets.
