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MEN'S SMILEY SLIDES

MEN'S SMILEY SLIDES

Regular price $55.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $55.00 USD
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smile! it's a wienerful day.

• cushioned faux leather upper strap
• lightweight polyurethane outsole
• contoured, textured footbed
• stitched around the upper perimeter for extra durability

top dog tip: the shoes will have a glue-ish-like aroma when opening the box. your ween might like it. you might not. fear not! the smell will disappear a few days after the shoes are unpacked. anyway, have fun keep smilin' rock on.

top dog tip: pair with our smiley socks for max chill.

Size guide

  US MEN UK EUROPE JAPAN FOOT LENGTH (inches) SHOES LENGTH (inches)
6.5 6.5 5.5 39 24.5 9 ⅝ 10 ¼
7 7 6 40 25 9 ¾ 10 ½
8 8 7 41 26 10 ⅛ 10 ¾
8.5 8.5 7.5 42 26.5 10 ¼ 11
9.5 9.5 8.5 43 27.5 10 ⅝ 11 ¼
10 10 9 44 28 10 ¾ 11 ½
11 11 10 45 29 11 ¼ 11 ¾
11.5 11.5 10.5 46 29.5 11 ½ 12
12.5 12.5 11.5 47 30.5 11 ⅞ 12 ¼
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  • can I return it?

    every order is grilled up like a glorious hot dog on your birthday and sent your way fresh.

    because of that, you should feel EXTRA fancy. magical, even.

    and like some magical items added to your inventory, they are uniquely bound to you.

    all sales, henceween, are final.

  • how soon?

    our highly trained wieners are doing the best they can. if only they had wings. (or do they?)

    orders typically ship within a week, and usually land in your outstretched arms in under two. sometimes faster if they feel like it that day.

    don't worry - you’ll get tracking once your weens hit the road.

  • something off?

    every once in a while, a rogue ween slips past quality control. little rascals.


    if your order shows up damaged, misprinted, wildly cursed, or just not what you ordered, hit us up within 14 days and we’ll make it right.


    our customer support wieners are standing by. probably wearing tiny headsets.