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THE LONGEST WEEN BLANKET

THE LONGEST WEEN BLANKET

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one veeeeery long ween. infinite coziness.

the Longest Ween Blanket wraps you in 37" x 57" of pure sherpa softness, featuring a ridiculously extended dachshund looping across the whole thing like they own the place. (they do.) ultra-soft fleece on top, cloud-thick sherpa underneath - built for naps, couch hangs, and the kind of deep relaxation your dog has mastered and you deserve.

pick your pup. pick your color. question nothing.

  • velvety smooth fleece top + majestic sherpa underneath
  • 37" x 57" of legendary long dog glory
  • 100% polyester
  • short haired, long haired, and wirehaired varieties to choose from with popular coat colors
  • available in 3 colors - cotton candy blue, cotton candy pink, and popcorn yellow
  • an I GOT WIENERS exclusive! (okay, everything here is. but still.)

don't see your ween? reach out, tell us about your special sausage and we'll make it happen! the more doxie varieties in the world, the better.

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important weenformation

  • can I return it?

    every order is grilled up like a glorious hot dog on your birthday and sent your way fresh.

    because of that, you should feel EXTRA fancy. magical, even.

    and like some magical items added to your inventory, they are uniquely bound to you.

    all sales, henceween, are final.

  • how soon?

    our highly trained wieners are doing the best they can. if only they had wings. (or do they?)

    orders typically ship within a week, and usually land in your outstretched arms in under two. sometimes faster if they feel like it that day.

    don't worry - you’ll get tracking once your weens hit the road.

  • something off?

    every once in a while, a rogue ween slips past quality control. little rascals.


    if your order shows up damaged, misprinted, wildly cursed, or just not what you ordered, hit us up within 14 days and we’ll make it right.


    our customer support wieners are standing by. probably wearing tiny headsets.